Good news. I fixed the poison slime pipes.

Rocky. 23. CT. Trying to take over the world. Overly obsessed with Star Wars, World of Warcraft, Buffy, Game of Thrones, BSG, cars, caffeine, fashion, shiny objects, and more. Attempting to grow up to be a Sith Lord. Will yell at people about feminism and gay stuff. Pretends to be a blood elf on the internet.
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The first two books are adventure stories, about getting people jazzed for revolution. But the third one changes genres and switches into misery porn. It’s about the consequences and the reality of that revolution.
You wanted a war, dear reader? Here is war, up close and personal. Here is the boredom and the fear and the being locked in a “safe” place with no control. Here is Prim dying pointlessly. Here is PTSD. Here is a brainwashed, weaponized version of your beautiful lover who went off to battle and came back a killer. Here are people, fatuous people but people who cared about you and who just happened to be on the wrong side at the wrong time, people who are beaten and kept in chains by your allies. Here are your friends and peers dying screaming in the stinking dark, literally torn to pieces and devoured alive. Here is the man you thought would be your confidante for life and maybe something more, the blood of your fucking family all over his hands. Here is beaten down exhaustion and despair and confusion. Here is everything you wanted, dear reader. Eat it up. Choke it down. Does any of it seem so necessary now?
And for all that price paid, what changes? The old man is dying anyway, he chokes to death on his own blood laughing at you. The old lady just brings the games back. Everything you fought for, perverted by power-hungry politicians. All that changed was the color of the boot and the neck it pressed down on.
Even after righting THAT final wrong, the only happy ending Katniss gets is that she can tell her kids why mommy wakes up screaming at night.
Yeah, the prose isn’t the best. But damn do I love where Collins took the series. It’s not an adventure series about justified vengeance. It’s about the consequences of violence, and the personal and social toll it takes on everybody. She fashioned an intense anti-war story and suckered the audience into it with her thrilling dystopia tales. What a great trick.

reddit user mr_chip saying it how it is
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He—the “mr” makes me assume it’s a he—got it.  That’s why I think this trilogy is so brilliant, and this guy got it, though I wouldn’t have in-your-face’d the review so bad.  Collins shows the aftermath of revolution so beautifully.

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  • Mom has a headache.
  • Mom: Maybe I should take one of those little pills to calm my libido. Did I use that word correctly?
  • Me: dissolves into laughter
  • Me: Libido is your sex drive...

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Belore Shala Diel - Phillip Presswood (Xalea)

Translated: [English]
Travel safe by the sun
Travel safe by the sun
Children, Children
Greet the light of the sun
Greet the light of the sun
Travel the Light

Travel safe by the sun
Travel safe by the sun
Children, Children
Greet the light of the sun
Greet the light of the sun
Travel the Light

Greet our people, Azeroth
Greet our people, Kalimdor
Greet our people, High Kingdom

Brothers, Children, People!
Hurry, by the light!
It’s our people!
Ah! It will guide us!

Travel safe by the sun
Travel safe by the sun
Children, Children
Greet the light of the sun
Anu’balore
Travel the Light

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Let’s play a game: how much stuff that I need to do can I get done today before I get dragged off to a family dinner.

oh wait, it’s just me and my parents? and we’re going to a winery and I’m not driving?

sign me up.

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The ‘Game of Thrones’ cast and fan encounters

I would do everything to play a TREE on this fucking show

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Sometimes I think about how Blood Elves survived a zombie apocalypse and sucked the magic out of demons and they’re reduced to “lol gay” because the dudes aren’t giant hulking musclebeasts like the rest of the goddamn world

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The last stands of

Thrynni Vae // Dorsk 82 // Seyyerin Itoklo // Eelysa // Numa Rar // Lusa

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                          You must do what you feel is right, of course.

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snake-lovers:

Atheris squamigera

They look like tiny little dragon hatchlings!!

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suddenly I found myself very tired and unable to stay awake in the middle o bar night

must have been those sulfuron slammers

ic, Iraeda totally passed out in a corner.

The only way I’m ever going to learn to arena: get absolutely flattened a few hundred times

if anyone needs me, please peel me off the floor of the dalaran sewers arena